Monday, September 14, 2015

Alex Pettyfer One Time

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Alex joins the ranks of Mario Testino's Instagram towel models (see also Michiel Huisman... seriously, see also that picture of Michiel Huisman); alongside Alex's half-naked photo-shoot for VMan that dropped last week this has got me thinking that somebody's trying to get their name (and other parts) out there in front of us to remind us that he (and his other parts) are something we like looking at... dude, as long as this gif exists in the world, I will remember you.
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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Butterface defined.

JA said...

Alex Pettyfer is NOT a butterface, he is non-objectively stunning. If you want to attack him for being a preening prick, that is fair game though.

Derreck said...

I wouldn't call him a butterface. He's actually pretty.

BUT his face does look odd in that towel pic.

Anonymous said...

Okay, okay. You convinced me. He is just a butterface for the towel pic.

Gabe said...

True, his face looks odd in that pic, like it was distorted with Photoshop, the same way GQ distorts Chris Pratt's face to make it look thinner.

sowhatelse said...

I have to be contrary; Pettyfer has never done a thing for me. Bland looks and slack musculature. The fact that he seems to lack any discernible talent, sex appeal or even it factor makes his fame puzzling to me.

Anonymous said...

Do you know what they are filming? Alex-Finn-Al Pacino https://instagram.com/p/7ZVFx9jQhV/?taken-by=alexpettyfer

JA said...

Nope, no idea, Anon.