Quote of the Day

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"What am I gonna say? I’m not gonna go out there and pretend that I have a 12-foot dick. It’s just not how I was raised, you know what I mean?… For a minute, the rumor was great. I saw my Twitter account rise. I was like, What is this popularity? Oh, oh, I see, it’s ’cause they think I have a massive penis. But we all had fun with it. I certainly did.”

--- Via the interview attached to those pictures of Idris Elba on the cover of Maxim (the first man ever on the cover of Maxim, exclaim a million sad little exclamation points), wherein Idris was asked about those pictures that made the rounds last year with something prominent poking against his trouser fronts. He's talked about this before but really he can keep talking about this, absolutely no one minds. Chris Pine doesn't even mind!

I know this video that Chris & Idris did (celebrity couple name: Chridris) from the set of the new Star Trek movie (Idris is the villain in the next movie) is all about the Make-A-Wish Foundation and I should be respectable and everything... but what about my wish? What about my wish that Chris spins that Captain's Chair around and sets his mouth to stun? What about that, huh?

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