A very happy 33rd birthday to Sebastian Stan today! To those of you (weirdos) who saw Ricki and the Flash - does Sebastian have anything to do in it besides be adorable? Granted he does that well, incredibly well, and it's usually a thing worth looking at. And okay okay I like Meryl and I like Diablo Cody so I'll clearly see Ricki and the Flash when it comes out on DVD and I will probably even like it, so I don't know why I feel the need to pick on it.
Anyway, Sebastian! I am tremendously worried that the bottoming out (no not that kind of bottoming out - I know we're talking about Sebastian Stan here, but come on) of its studio is going to hurt the release of The Bronze, his Gymnastics Naked Sex Movie. It was scheduled for mis-October but now that's up in the air, and the only thing that ought to be up in the air are Sebastian Stan's genitals as they swing around in the breeze on a balance beam or whatever the hell is supposedly happening in The Bronze. (And does anybody else immediately think of Buffy's hangout whenever that title is said?)