Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Good Morning, Nadal

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I considered being a total dick and editing the entirety of Rafael Nadal's new underwear commercial for Tommy Hilfiger so we never see his face once... which honestly, it needs. Rafa's clearly stacked in all the right places below the neck but, well, yeah I don't feel like being this mean this morning. His face don't do it for me, but I am just one man, one sad man typing away on the internet, so who the fuck cares. Look, bulge!

So instead of being a snarky jerk-off I'll tell a fun story that this ad reminded me of! Back in college there was this crazy hot guy that lived on my floor in the dorms, he was this compact little soccer player, surprisingly hairy to boot, and after he showered he used to come and go from the bathroom to his room way at the other end of the building with his towel wrapped around him at an obscenely low position. It was the highlight of every damned day. The last shot in this commercial...

... reminded me of him. So thank you, Nadal.
Thank you for the memories. Here's the full spot:
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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

He's better looking than half the men out there who are somehow considered heart throbs.

Anonymous said...

Where are his pubes?

creamycamper said...

Ick...if you're ever seen him play tennis, he's constantly picking his ass too, so I'm sure he probably smells too. Overall, not a fan.

Anonymous said...

He's a handsome man, you're being unfair.

Anonymous said...

He is so fucking hot. Ass for days. Yum!

Boom said...

Well he's certainly better than Djokovic.