I post some Colton Haynes every so often for you people since he does very little for me personally (the sacrifices, the sacrifices!) -- he's even more of a Ken Doll to me than Matt Bomer is; I just get nothing off of him. I can register, "That is a handsome thing," but that's about it. These are some handsome thing pictures, though.
I was thinking about Mr. Haynes this week though because San Andreas hit blu-ray and I don't think I ever properly reviewed it... not that it's a movie that you can really review. You can describe the plot and the action sequences and to what degree of dumb the characters act and the people, they'll make up their own damn minds. I had fun with San Andreas but as y'all know I am a total sucker for Disaster Movies. It was what it was, it is what is is, etc.
But I was thinking of Colton specifically because I remember seeing so much of him in the press as the movie came out and when I was finished watching the movie I realized he was in what, the first five minutes? I suppose these are spoilers -- but come on, who cares -- but they use the opening scene of the film to set up this working relationship between The Rock (who waited until this week to show his butt, what a waste) and his fellow helicopter heroes, played by Colton and some other dude I'm blanking on, and then we never see the other two again after that! It kind of defies the logic of disaster movies -- why set up these characters if you're not going to give us dramatic death scenes? I am owed seeing Colton Haynes swallowed by a gigantic hole dammit! (Admittedly I could probably just go to WeHo any weekend and see some version of that.) Anyway hit the jump for a few more Colton pics...