Well probably not, but it's a nice title anyway. This week's "Beauty vs Beast" over at The Film Experience is all about Billy Wilder's 1954 film Sabrina, starring Audrey Hepburn as an adorable girl... getting leched on by two geezers. Okay Bill Holden's only 11 years older than her (plus he's Bill Holden and he's got that going for himself) but Bogart is 30 years older than her! 30! It's hard to take that shit seriously. It's a nice little movie though -- Audrey could bat her winsome eyes at anybody and make you believe.