Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... kissing Garret Dillahunt's boo-boo.

Garret posted that shot on his Instagram of what looks like a heel-print on his side buttocks, saying it's an injury sustained on the set of his series Hand of God. Yes, that's the same show he's on with Julian Morris (see them together here). Naturally I'm off concocting an elaborate pain pleasure game between the two now, so here are more selfies of his whilst I entertain thoughts... 

I actually watched a movie co-starring Garett last night that totally slipped my mind until two minutes ago - it's called Burning Bright and it's about a tiger stalking Briana Evigan inside her house during a hurricane (Garett plays her step-father) and it was quite literally a rotting pile of smelly garbage so I'll do Garett a favor and not talk about it. I'm feeling generous since he's been so Instagram generous. I shut up easy! Just flash your ass and I'll shut right up.
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