Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Tell Me More About Your Ass, Jai Courtney

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I can't tell if the woman interviewing Jai Courtney for Entertainment Tonight in the below video (via) has actually seen Terminator Genisys or not -- but (emphasis on butt) it'd be a big assumption (emphasis on ass) on her part to assume (emphasis on ass) that he shows his ass (emphasis on... yeah you got it) in the movie if she hadn't. I only question this because, even though we've gotten blurry shadowed glimpses of Jai doing the Naked Terminator Time Travel Jaunt in the trailers the film itself is Rated PG-13 and I've been assuming (heh) that we'd get nothing better than that. Unlike James Cameron's R-rated movies, which were full on ass-fests, bless 'em. (And yes do note that unlike most Mouthy Online Terminator Geek Critics I'm more worried that the PG-13 rating affects the ass percentile and could care less about the violence.) Anyway here's Jai seeming a bit befuddled by her question at first, fueling my spec that we don't get full moon, but then maybe not-ting it after all.
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"It's my ass."

Oh Jai, whisper such sweet nothing in my ear the next time I see you. "It's real, and it's spectacular." Anyway these pictures you see of Mr. Courtney here in this post are from some Hollywood screening he did of TG earlier this week -- unf look at his arms. If I had been in that theater with him I would have torn his arms right off of his body and used them on myself in an obscene manner, I cannot lie.


4 comments:

Mads said...

The word ass appears about ten times more often in this post than Jai's actual ass does in the movie, so I get his confusion. It's the worst kind of "I'm nude but not really", with bystanders heads strategically placed in front of the goods. Oh well.

Anonymous said...

What a pathetic bitch this woman is. And supposedly it's men who have one-track minds.

Anonymous said...

Remember that scene in The Simpsons Movie where Bart skateboards naked through town with a million random things strategically covering him? That's basically every nude scene in the movie.

Anonymous said...

it shows basically the same than in the first terminator, when he falls on th alley and puting on pants.