Monday, June 01, 2015

Ryan Phillippe's Baby Maker

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I know everybody loves that lady scowling behind him but she's pissing me off. Why is she looking at the camera? Look DOWN, lady! You've got one of the seven wonders of the gratuitous world bouncing around in front of you and you're missing it! She deserves a face slap. She needs to think hard about her life decisions. Hard.

Ahem. In related news, the Director's Cut of 54 that we've been salivating about for years is going to screen in New York at the Film Society of Lincoln Center this month. And as long as I've been going on about it for I might not be able to go! I have tickets to a concert that night. I have some hard decisions to make. Ryan, did you hear me? I said the word "hard" again. I can repeat it, if need be.
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Too bad there isn't a video.

Anonymous said...

I'd suck him off right there on the street.

Anonymous said...

ryan could make as many babies with me as he wants