Tuesday, June 09, 2015

Johnny Storm Gets The Cold Shoulder

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Have you guys heard how Fox is attempting to erase the 2005 and 2007 movie versions of Fantastic Four from existence in order to make way for the newly rebooted flick? Listen, anything that helps me forget the uncanny valley that was Jessica Alba with blonde hair is cool, but you will have to pry "Chris Evans as Johnny Storm" from my cold dead hands. Flame off, Fox.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

They can try as much as they want to erase these movies from our memories but we're always going to remember when Chris Evans was the Storm. Just for his delicious shirtless scenes the two movies are worth to watch (and that's say a lot because ugh they're bad). These moments are printed in my memorie and i'll die with them.

iñaki said...

"The uncanny valley that was Jessica Alba with blonde hair " is one of the most accurate things you've written.