Monday, June 01, 2015

Good Morning, Adam Levine's Ass

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Dammit Adam Levine, you got me again! I try and I try to slink away unscathed and like like a particularly virulent strain of something awful you refuse to let go, to go down without a fight. SO yeah maybe you watched Maroon 5's new video over the weekend - well whether you did or not as you can see...

... Adam Levine's bare ass makes a cameo. I'm sorry to start off all of your weeks this way, with this violent tug of war between lust and loathing. Maybe it will spur you on to a passionate week, fueled by the fire of this tumult? Let's just stick with that. Let's all go make something beautiful, thanks to Adam's ass!


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've never heard him open his mouth outside of his music or his role on season two of American Horror Story so have no reason to loathe him other than for those ugly tattoos that make even the hottest guy look like stupid trailer trash.

Derreck said...

*sigh* I HATE that this made me gasp and tingle at the same time.

I totally would but he seems like someone who wouldn't even let your ass stay over for the night after you're done and you have to walk home feeling dirty but satisfied.

Anonymous said...

Oh, that silly Blake Shelton and his camera! :)

J.D. Alexander said...

Hot diggity damn!

Ira said...

Unless you have a meaty muscular ass like Aaron Johnson (thanks Flaunt magazine!) you really should consider keeping your pants on.

Also, do some squats, pancake butt!


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