... you can learn from:
Newscaster: In a blaze of blood, bones, and body parts, the vivacious young girl was instantly reduced to a tossed human salad... a salad that police are still trying to gather up... a salad that was once named... Elizabeth.
Jesus that is one of my favorite passages of dialogue from any movie ever. And yes it is true, besides Total Recall director Frank Henenlotter's trash-terpiece Frankenhooker is also turning 25 years old today - can you imagine? Some lucky dude or dudette went to the movies on June 1st 1990 and had a double-feature of Frankenhooker and Total Recall. They then promptly died, because of Too Much Awesomeness. RIP Dude or Dudette, you lived the dream. For an idea of Frankenhooker's awesomeness GO WATCH IT, or maybe look at this post I did on it awhile back.