Wednesday, April 22, 2015

John Waters 69

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It is John Waters' 69th birthday today, and I only hope where ever it is that he is celebrating he has a room stuffed with weirdos and freaks 69'ing each other as celebratory props, because it would be the only appropriate thing for such a momentous occasion as this. Meanwhile here at MNPP we're inspired to ask a question.



Which is Hotter?

Crackers (Danny Mills) in Pink Flamingos0%
Gater (Michael Potter) in Female Trouble0%

For awhile I actually thought these two were the same actor - clearly John had a type back in the day; he probably still goes weak in the knees at the sight of scraggle-toothed drifter-types, I'd imagine. He totally would suck their dicks if he was suffocating and there was oxygen in their balls, is my point. Happy birthday, John!


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