Joe Is The New Tito

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If there's one thing Everything Pee-wee Herman needs, it's a sexy tanned stud lurking somewhere - first there was Tito the lifeguard (he was our favorite) but there was also the soccer player Ricardo, and numerous nameless shirtless moving men, and who can forget the male porn star that played the police officer in the movie?

So into this illustrious bevy of proud bronzed gods marches tall our present day's main muscle man, one Mr. Joe Manganiello. He's just signed on to star in Netflix's Pee-wee's Big Holiday, the studio's upcoming movie that's in the middle of being filmed (thanks Mac). Who will Joe play? Who cares? But I bet you a box of Mr. T cereal that Pee-wee makes him look better than he's ever looked before. I'm picturing a tool-belt and lots of screwdriver puns.
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