"The best part of the footage may have been when Rusty takes the family to visit his sister Audrey, played by Leslie Mann. She’s married to Chris Hemsworth, who shows up in the guest bedroom to tell Rusty and his wife how to use the remote - wearing nothing but boxer briefs, six pack hard as a rock and a huge cock clearly half-chubbed and visible running right down to the hem of his undies. He flexes and poses, that big cock just drawing your attention like a black hole draws light."
Honestly I think we can guess already that this gigantic cock's gonna be a stunt-cock - in the USA dicks are only meant for humor and straight man panic, and never for good and proper arousal. A real big dick a la Fassbender in Shame is just too much for us to handle; we need the remove... the wiggle-room, if you will. And that makes me kinda sad, and a little mad...... but also, because I am just a beaten down husk of a man, I will take it. I will take your fake dick, Chris Hemsworth. I will take it all.