Homo Hotel

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My first thought when I read the news from the Paley Fest last night that Matt Bomer and Cheyenne Jackson have both signed on to star in the next season of American Horror Story - this one subtitled Hotel and also starring Lady Gaga - was, well, I think you know where my mind immediately went. Or maybe your brain can't reach the depths of depraved filth that mine effortlessly wandered off to... whatever, point being - hubba hubba! 

But my second thought was - it's a gay rumble! Whenever it's a bunch of women on a movie or TV set the media always runs with stories about all the cattiness, and How Women Just Can't Get Along, et cetera et cetera - well maybe it's just because it's a Ryan Murphy project and he fills us with Camp Thoughts but man it's tempting to project that sort of scene onto thinking about these two similarly-aged out-and-proud pretty-boys dealing with each other, I am finding. I know it's probably at least half nonsense but it's still entertaining to imagine these two duking it out to be Ryan Murphy's Favorite Gay. And then Finn Wittrock will swoop in, all young and lithe and "straight" and it'll be a mad scramble for dominance! 

Don't mind me, I'm just amusing myself. Carry on.

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