Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion (1997)

Romy: Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before, 

and my shoe is filling up with blood.

And that, my friends, is how you get out of a conversation you don't want to be having. Seriously though I wore news a couple of days ago and they ripped up my heels so bad my sock was literally - literally! - soaked through with blood, and I've had this hilarious quote stuck in my head ever since.

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