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"It is terrifyingly unreal when he dances."
All of that - including the "gushing" thing, which clearly sent my mind elsewhere - is via Entertainment Tonight, that bastion of bubble-headed celebrity reporting. (Hahaha did you like it there where I tried to pretend I was better than any of that? Puh-lease. I'll probably spend hours photo-shopping these two guys onto porn pictures before Magic Mike XXL comes out.)
But anyway to get back to being judgmental, WTF does "terrifyingly unreal" mean? Does Joe slip off his human-suit like the end of Under the Skin and eat the screaming audience with sexy tentacles? Well now I'm gonna be sitting there in the theater waiting for Joe Manganiello's HP Lovecraft stripper routine, no doubt to end up terrifyingly disappointed. Thanks for nothing, Chan.
But anyway to get back to being judgmental, WTF does "terrifyingly unreal" mean? Does Joe slip off his human-suit like the end of Under the Skin and eat the screaming audience with sexy tentacles? Well now I'm gonna be sitting there in the theater waiting for Joe Manganiello's HP Lovecraft stripper routine, no doubt to end up terrifyingly disappointed. Thanks for nothing, Chan.
(PS never google "tentacle stripper.")
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