I don't want to read the news that the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo sequel is probably dead! Boo, internet. Boo. I mean I love Daniel Craig as James Bond, sure, but I prefer Daniel Craig as Mikael Blomkvist - Mikael Blomkvist gets to be way kinkier. Sam Mendes had better be calling David Fincher and asking for those little black underpants to be sent over to the Spectre set right this damn minute, or else I'm gonna throw a hissy.