Tuesday, February 03, 2015

Ryan Guzman's Garbage Movie

So strong's my dislike for Jennifer Lopez that I've so far denied myself the camp pleasure of one of my favorite genres of all the genres - the cheesy sex stalker thriller, that is, and her godawful looking (but probably highly entertaining anyway) The Boy Next Door. That's the boy in question Ryan Guzman above, getting naked for cancer or something - you don't have to be so noble about your hot ass, Ryan. Just show it. We won't judge you.

(ETA Here's Ryan's naked scene in the movie.) Anyway the other day I watched the clip from the movie involving a "first edition of The Iliad" and I've totally changed my mind - I have got to see The Boy Next Door and I've got to see it soon. Any of you seen it? I mean I totally loved the shit out of Idris Elba and Taraji P. Henson in No Good Deed, so I'm clearly a garbage-person anyway and should only watch garbage-people-movies from now on.

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