Friday, February 13, 2015

Jamie Dornan Gets Shafted

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Bring your booster seats to the movie theaters with you for the next few weeks, because the cushions are all going to be squishy - Fifty Shades of Gray is out! So who's planning on seeing it? I'd written it off as waiting-for-video but the reviews, they've intrigued me, I am ashamed to say. I swear that Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson have looked a little less miserable at photo-ops at the end of this week versus the dire straits of its start - they seem relieved that it's not the outright disaster they were clearly worried it was gonna be. I haven't read any reviews all the way through but Dakota even seems to be getting some okay notices, even? Huh.

Well the most important thing is Jamie Dornan shows part of his dick, and according to the gifs I am posting after the jump, that appears to be the case. Our priorities are right where they need to be. Hit the jump for the hint of male model shaft...


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm so sad though that he doesn't show the whole thing. Maybe we'll be lucky enough that he'll show it in one of the other two movies.

Anonymous said...

There are dick pics online of him from something called Visionaire, assume its a magazine

JA said...

Oh yeah we've posted those gorgeous shots before, Anon -- see here. Lovely!

das buut said...

I'm sorry, but everytime I see that first gif, I keep looking for crabs.

Anonymous said...

i'm glad to see that male bush is making a comeback. that shaved crotch fad sucked.