Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

The Collector: Poor Cordelia. Seems downright criminal to treat such a pretty girl that way... did I say pretty? I meant beautiful; 'cause you are, you are beautiful Cordelia, Inside and out. Maybe nobody here can see it, but I sure can. I understand you: I know what you want, I know what you need. Guys like Roach think just 'cause they're paying for it, that they can treat you like shit; and spend the same money on dinner and a movie so they can call you girlfriend instead of whore. Whore; what a horrible word that is to use on someone who's really just a sad girl who's looking for love. Tender, warm, unconditional Love. I can give you that love, as much as you take. All you have to do is let me in... let me in, let me in, let me in, let me in. 

In case you're not quite sure what that second shot is of, it is indeed a shot of Billy Zane shooting fire out of his dick onto Jada Pinkett Smith. And you never knew what your life was missing until right now, right? Right.

I've never actually seen Demon Knight, which is turning 20 years old today - have you? Looking around at its online presence though it appears to have a bit of a cult following, perhaps because it's so bad it's good, perhaps because Billy Zane was still hella sexy 20 years ago (this was two years before Titanic!), perhaps just because of the fire-dick thing. I don't know.

It seems as if there might be a lot of reasons to see this movie!


Anonymous said...

It's secretly great.

Tracy said...

I love the hell out of that movie. It's hilarious.

Uncle Mike said...

It's really fun, and surprisingly bloody.