Two Gratuitous Bits

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First, in case you were on those the folks who were worried that it was Finn Wittrock's butt we were seeing when we saw butt on American Horror Story those two times (time one here and time two here), Finn just told Slate in an interview about shooting the naked scenes so you can wipe the worried sweat from your brow and return to the simple lustful sweat he intended. 

Slate: I’m not even sure how you ask this. You got completely naked in that episode. Did the crew shoot around you being naked or did they just ask, “Hey is it OK if Gabourey Sidibe sees you naked?”

Finn: I had to sign a waiver! I read it in the script, so I saw it coming. They give me some frontal, uh, protection.

Slate: Like a sock?

Finn: Yes. “Cock sock” if you want the technical term.

I do want the technical term, Finn, especially

if it involves you saying the word "cock." 

And second, in an excerpt from their forthcoming interview with Jamie Dornan Elle UK got some information out of the model-turner-actor on how he prepared for Fifty Shades of Grey:

"He visits a sex-dungeon of course. "I went there, they offered me a beer, and they did…whatever they were into. I saw a dominant with one of his two submissives," he says. There was plenty of kink... and plenty laughter. "I was like: 'Come on guys I know I'm not paying for this but I am expecting a show.' It was an interesting evening. Then going back to my wife and newborn baby afterwards... I had a long shower before touching either of them.""

Obviously the way he's using "guys" he could mean it in the genderless sense, but I really prefer to imagine it's two men he's talking about here, for obvious reasons.
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