Who the hell does he think he is - Thomas Jane? No not because he could've starred in the big-screen (wiiiide-screen) version of Hung - put on some damn shoes, Michael Fassbender. I personally might be willing to lick the dirty sidewalk where your bare feet landed but some people, admittedly people who are crazy or stupid or both, but some people might not like your toe-jam flopping all over the aisles of the grocery store. Oh, and Alicia?
Quit rubbing it in, you show-off. (via)