Friday, October 03, 2014

Who Wore It Best?

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You got some red on ya! 
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I hesitate to even ask this question because I know, surface-wise, Jesse Metcalfe is put together in a more coherent fashion than Simon Pegg is, so it might be tempting to answer this question in his favor, even though Pegg's Shaun is the icon by which all zombie-blood-spattered white-shirts will forever be judged. (Metcalfe is pictured earlier this week on the set of a new zombie film called Dead Rising: Watchtower, which, well with a title like that it is destined for greatness.) And yet... I feel like daring y'all. Don't let me down!
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4 comments:

sissyinhwd said...

Ok so we all would rather fuck with Simon than Jesse. Sure...now tell me another one.

Jason Adams said...

I think you can interpret the question - "Who Wore It Best?" - in a bunch of ways, and "Would you rather fuck one over the other?" is just one interpretation. Simon's costume is like I said "Iconic" to me, and it's gonna take more than some pretty boy with great tits to steal his vote from me.

That said, in terms of fucking, I can honestly say if there were two doors in front of me with Jesse Metcalfe standing in one and Simon Pegg in the other and they both were inviting me in to have sex with them, I would choose Simon in a heartbeat - you just know he would be so much more fun with it. Metcalfe gives off the clear air of someone expecting to lay there and be serviced while staring at themselves in a mirror.

sissyinhwd said...


Who wants to talk? Neither is my type but I'm not into pink pubes or eyelashes. Now if you want to talk about "Fat" Cavill, then there would be no questions.

john k said...

Metcalf, like all eye candy is a sweet treat, but cloying gets tiresome. given the option to "fuck one or the other?" i would turn to Pegg and ask if he would be up for tag teaming lil' Jessie as an appetizer, ...cause everyone should stretch before a real workout.