Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Saved! (2004)

Mary: What? Did they send you over so you could 

strap me onto the back of your scooter? 

Patrick: "Scooter"? Mary, this is a Vespa. 

I re-watched Saved! over the Summer, I hadn't seen it since it came out, and it holds up better than I anticipated. It helps that Patrick Fugit is indeed adorable enough in it that he makes you want to sin sin SIN. A happy 32 to Patrick today - I didn't think there was a lot to his role in Gone Girl but he made the most of it, and he's totally starting to look grown-up, in a good way.