Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Blood For Dracula (1974) 

Rubinia: Well, if you must know, this man is 

obsessed with marrying a virgin. 

Mario: O well, you didn't tell me this. 

So what's he doin' with you two whores? 

Count Dracula: The blood of these whores is killing me!

A happy 70th birthday to Udo Kier today!

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