Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997)

Buffy: What do you want? 

Angel: The same thing you do. 

Buffy: Okay. What do I want? 

Angel: To kill 'em. To kill 'em all. 

Buffy: Sorry, that's incorrect. But, you do get 

this lovely watch and a year's supply of turtle wax. 

What I want is to be left alone. 

The super-deal at Amazon today is the entire series of Buffy the Vampire Slayer on DVD, all seven seasons of Scooby Gang brilliance, for just $58.99! And then the entire run of its spin-off Angel, all five seasons, is going for just $48.99! That is so cheap!  I spent so much money buying these seasons one by one back in the day, you guys. This makes me crazy.