You Too Can Take Tom Hardy Home Today

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There are some super new sales on Blu-rays going on over at Amazon, y'all - Nicholas Winding Refn's movie Bronson, which blessed us all by putting Tom Hardy (and his extensive nudity) on the cinematic map, is going for just $9.49 right now! Imagine the crystal clear quality of Tom's manly business bouncing all over the place. Go on, imagine. I'll wait.

Okay, ya back? How about this sucker - Quentin Tarantino's Jackie Brown is going for just five dollars. FIVE DOLLARS! I've been calling it Quentin Tarantino's best movie since it came out in 1997 and I have yet to be proven wrong. Speaking of great films...

... a lot of people had mixed feelings about Andrew Dominik's Killing Them Softly when it hit in 2012, but I was defiantly not one of them. I put it at #9 on my favorite movies of that year. It's a massively underrated film and I hope that the future will set its legacy right. See for yourself - it's going for only $9.88 on Blu-ray/DVD combo right now.

I was not as in love with Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master, but I still saw it in theaters twice and it's a gorgeous looking film, for whatever issues I have with it, so forking over under ten bucks for a Blu-ray of it doesn't seem too lousy a deal either. I'm sure I'll be watching it many times down the road. And as long as we're talking about the world's finest living directors...

... Lars Von Trier's Nymphomanic: Parts 1 + 2 hit Blu-ray today. It's not cheap like the other movies I've listed here, it's at around 35 bucks right now, but hey who knows what you people are willing to do for Shia LaBeouf's penis. I don't judge.

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