Tuesday, June 17, 2014

I'll Be So Sad When Transformers 4 Comes Out

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... and I stop getting to laugh at watching Mark Wahlberg's daughter try to walk across gravel while wearing high heels. It's the best special effect in the whole trailer. How many takes do you think it took? It's like I can hear her thinking, "Walk like a person! Walk like a person! Walk like a person!" It reminds me of that scene in Synecdoche New York where that actor keeps getting harassed by Philip Seymour Hoffman about walking naturally. And yes I am the only person in all of human history who's ever gone from a Transformers movie to Synecdoche New York in a single mental bound - I think I may have pulled something.
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1 comment:

AyCaramba said...

It's a Michael Bay movie, which means there has to be some lead bimbo wearing skimpy clothing which doesn't even get dirty during all the chaos, plus of course her face and hair should also look clean and lovely, never mind if she was right in the middle of some explosions.