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Crimes of Passion (1984)

Bobby: You remind me of this hamster 

I had when I was a kid. 

China: I remind you of a hamster? 

Bobby: Yep. He ran away whenever you tried to touch him. 

So I wanted to show him there was nothing to be afraid of. 

So one day I just picked him up real fast and I just held him. 

China: And he turned tender and loving... 

Bobby: Nope. He shit in my hand. 

Happy 60, Kathleen Turner!

(John Laughlin was so hot. Bless Ken Russell.)

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