Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Friday the 13th (1980)

Crazy Ralph: You're going to Camp Blood, ain't ya? 

Enos: Goddammit, Ralph, get outta here! 

Go on, get! Leave people alone! 

Crazy Ralph: You'll never come back again. 

Enos: Oh, shut up, Ralph. 

Crazy Ralph: It's got a death curse! 

More people would probably listen to him if he just went by Ralph.

Happy Friday the 13th, everybody! Let's dance! 

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