.
Knock knock, come out for your spanking, Jamie! A happy 32 to model-turned-actor Jamie Dornan today, whose name you're probably going to hear a lot over the course of the next year as we ramp towards the release of the Fifty Shades movie around Valentines next year. Doesn't it seem kinda crazy how far off they pushed the release date on this? It's supposedly finished filming, and unless they're going to Nymphomaniac route and CG'ing in a bunch of erections I don't know why they'd possibly need that much post-production work.
I mean you hire somebody as attractive (and willing to show it off) as Jamie, it doesn't seem like a lot of touching up is necessary. I mean I've seen this dude in person, and he is positively wretched in his perfection. It's disgusting, how right he looks. He just makes the rest of us, every inch of humanity that's not him, look like over-stuffed sacks of excrement. Aaaaand now I'm depressed. Thanks, Jamie. Happy birthday, or whatever.
Posts
3 comments:
Wait-WHAT?! You saw him in person?! When?! How?! Why?! I need details, man! I am SO fucking obsessed with Jamie Dornan! I mean the things I would do to him, I wouldn't do to anyone! He is THAT gorgeous, lol!
I sometimes have to deal with male models at my day job, Remington. He was in my office once. He is LOVELY.
Ah, that's so awesome! I would have freaked the fuck out! To say the least, hahaha.
Post a Comment