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Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)

Leslie: This is the living room. There's Church and Zoe. 

They are my little sweeties. Actually, he's not. 

Don't put your finger anywhere near him. 

Taylor: Okay. 

Leslie: But you can pet him. He's a sweetie. 

I'm so terrible with these guys. I go away for days, 

forget to feed 'em. Little bastards just won't die. 

Taylor: Turtles are good that way, very feng shui. 

Leslie: Yeah yeah, plants and turtles. 

Plants and turtles. I only keep pets I can eat. 

A happy 37 to Angela Goethals, so terrific in this.

The sequel is still listed on IMDB - I hope it happens.

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