Tuesday, April 29, 2014

The Ginger Jedi

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The cast of the new Star Wars movie has been announced, and Domhnall Gleeson is up in there! Good stuff! I hadn't heard his name anywhere before this. Also listed is Adam Driver and Oscar Isaac and John Boyega (the lead guy in Attack the Block) and Andy Serkis and MAX VON SYDOW and some girl named Daisy Ridley, who doesn't have much on her IMDb page... oh and of course the stars of the original movies, Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill et cetera et cetera. What if they kill one of the original three - can you imagine? Princess Leia's head bouncing across the desert floor, hair-muff to hair-muff. I think there would be riots. Make it happen, JJ.
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1 comment:

They're Lena Dunham Pretty said...

Domhnall Gleeson? Adam Driver? Oscar Isaac? Max Von Sydow? John Boyega? Are they actively trying to win some kind of MTV movie award for most unsightly cast in a blockbuster?

May I just remind everyone that Avengers 2 which comes out in the same year as this mess stars men who look like Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Dominic Cooper, Thomas Kretschmann, Aaron Johnson and so on and so on.

Sorry JJ Abrams, I don't pay to watch movies with ugly people. If I wanted to see ugly people I'd walk out my front door. :/