Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Happiness (1998)

Helen: Anyway so the police came and looked in her freezer 

and found baggies filled with the doorman's genitals. 

Mona: I use baggies. 

Joy: Me too. 

Helen: Everyone uses baggies, that's why we 

can all relate to this crime. Don't you see? 

A happy 75th birthday to the great Louise Lasser today!

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