Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Psycho (1960)

Sam: Sometimes Saturday night has a lonely sound, 

you ever notice that, Lila? 

John Gavin, who yes is totally still kicking, is turning 83 today. We just asked you recently who was hotter between him and The Birds' Rod Taylor, and Mr. Gavin pounded Rod's behind. (Delectable phrasing, that.) You can see lots more of him here and here.