I kind of feel like a dickhead for wishing Kellan into straight-to-video-ish obscurity so early in his career but if he can have the, uh, ample and, uh, bountiful career that Jean-Claude Van Damme, um, bounced around in for us, then I say we all should consider ourselves lucky. That Java Heat movie he put it in the air for was already a step straight in that blessed direction, and lord knows that Hercules thing wasn't doing him any favors in the upwards mobility department. Embrace the exploitative B-movies, darlin'.
This strange set of pictures via JJ is from a trip Kellan took to Thailand to christen a new resort there with his presence - why does that whole sentence read sketchy as hell to me? It's like... I don't know what you're good at, Kellan, but if it's at the Cheetah it ain't dancin'. We take the cash...
... we cash the check, we show 'em what they wanna see. Speaking of what we all wanna see, hit the jump for a few more pictures including some shots from that Hercules movie that missed me the first time past (doesn't it look like Liam McIntyre is grabbing his ass in the picture on the left here?)...
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