Wednesday, March 19, 2014

This Little Piggy Went Wee Wee Wee

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I feel as if it's very important that we get the word spread far and we get the word spread wide that there is a movie called Bad Johnson that stars Cam Gigandet as a man who momentarily wishes his trouble-making penis away, only to have his penis actually then go away and more than that then transform into the form of an adult-sized man, played by the also attractive Nick Thune, who then proceeds to wreak havoc on Cam's penis-less life by getting all freaky with lots of ladies. So the penis has a penis? What if the penis' penis decides it wants out? Where does the rabbit hole end? More importantly...

... will Cam ever find love again? (Love meaning penis.) I feel as if there are a lot of things I could say about this movie, this Bad Johnson movie. But really you should just watch the trailer. Words are all beside the point. (via)
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Oh and this is the poster:

I wish the tag-line was "Piece Out" personally.
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2 comments:

par3182 said...

have the razzie awards ever been decided so early in the year?

Daniel said...

Wait... this is a real thing? Like, we're entirely sure this isn't Kimmel or Fallon or FunnyOrDie or someone screwing with us? Because that would just be cruel.