I Am Link

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--- Vacay Cray Cray - I forgot that they've actually made movies together already (Take Me Home Tonight anyone?) so it felt fresh and exciting to find out that Chris Pratt and Anna Faris, awesome husband and awesomer wife, are making a new movie together. Til I remember the shitty movies. There's always tomorrow! This one's called Vacation Friends and it's about two couples who meet in Mexico and have fun but then the crazier couple follows the less-crazy couple home. (Hmm I wonder if Chris and Anna will be playing the crazy couple.)

--- Go Deep Streep - We've all been begging Meryl Streep to make some movies with more accomplished directors lately, so hearing she's signed on to make a movie with Jonathan Demme sounds not so bad. Add on the fact that Diablo Cody wrote the script and it's even less so bad. it's about a woman who returns to her abandoned family many years later.

--- Space Balls - Ridley Scott is definitely probably making a second Prometheus movie, they've got a new writer (the guy who wrote the Green Lantern movie, so you know this will be quality!) and a date and all that jazz. The most exciting news I'ms eeing is the rumor that the film apparently involves multiple copies of the David android, aka there will be more than one Michael Fassbender on-screen. I want every single character on-screen played by Michael Fassbender, that's what I want. And then rename the movie Orgy. And have it be an orgy. With just Michael Fassbenders. I should be writing this thing dammit.

--- Worth What - I feel like James Cameron is calling in some favors and getting Sam Worthington cast in things again so it doesn't seem so "Who the hell is that guy again?" when he puts out the new Avatar movies in ten years or whenever he gets them actually made. So here's news that Sam Worthington has joined the cast of Jake Gyllenhaal's Ass on a Mountain. Also Robin Wright has joined the cast too.

--- And Speaking of people from Avatar who need a new agent, a new picture from NBC's Rosemary's Baby remake-ish thingamajig with Zoe Saldana and that Suits dude can be seen over here. (thanks Mac)

--- Bald Beauty - Corey Stoll is probably joining Edgar Wright's Ant-Man movie, but the role's a secret. I interpret that to mean he will be either Paul Rudd or Patrick Wilson's love-slave, and I will accept no less. My boyfriend is watching House of Cards right now (I still haven't seen the show) and I walked past and there was Corey half naked on a bed and I can't get the image out of my head...

--- Cherish Valerie - I don't believe I've mentioned this news even though it's a week or so old and I am a crazy fan of the original, so obviously the only excuse for why I'm just linking to the word that Lisa Kudrow might be making some more of The Comeback, in some form with HBO, is a psychotic break. Actually I'm just too scared to jinx it. I want it too much to even breathe until it happens. I am prepared to die for Aunt Sassy.
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