Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... pressing the flesh with I, Frankenstein.

What the hell is going on in Aaron Eckhart's shorts in that left-hand shot?!? (click to embiggen) I mean I know what's going on, I am a grown-up, and one with excellent penis recognition skills at that, but that's an awful lot of something going on during a photo-shoot that's for a mainstream publication and not something called Honcho. Why so excitable, Aaron? Well whatever it is, keep it up. And up. After the jump more shots from the beach-bound photo shoot of bulge...