Quote of the Day

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"I was working in a cafe wearing really tight jeans. I had two cappuccinos in one hand and pastries in the other and as I approached the table it fell out of my jeans and rested neatly on the table."

That's Dominic Cooper telling a story on Graham Norton about a wardrobe malfunction he suffered back in his serving days. Y'all do know what he means when he says "it," right? The "it" is his penis. Anyway I won't say anyone else suffered, because they got Dominic Cooper's dick set down beside their pastries. That's one way to drum up a good tip! 

Fun bit for a talk-show aside I don't really believe this story at all, it is ridiculous. I mean, the logistics of it! I mean whose pants are so tight their cock just pops out and says hello? Oh I want to believe. But come on. Dom just wants (and got) our attention. If only this had happened recently when everybody's got their phones out at the table, we'd have proof. (God I want proof.)