Today I'd rather be...
... on the receiving end (har)
of Jason Statham's surf sex glare.
Jesus, that look he's giving that homeless Poseidon beside him! He's 'bout to bend him right over that surfboard and go to town.
I like the Sam Elliot by way of Iggy Pop look of his friend too though. If they wanted to go at it there on the beach in front of the paparazzi, I certainly wouldn't be the one complaining. The one buying a ticket to Hawaii and running out the door right this second? Yeah, that would be me. But complaining? Notsomuch. (via)