Thursday, January 02, 2014

Nicky's Nips: The Movie

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Oh here's something I missed while I was away - the trailer for The Other Woman showed up, containing that cinematically momentous shot above. TOW stars Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann and Kate Upton's Breasts as a quartet who pretend there's a problem with all of them getting to bone Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. Movies are fucking stupid, y'all. Anyway here's the trailer:
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I don't know if I'll be able to stomach this movie or not - like I said, its premise is inherently flawed. It's not right for any one person to have all of Nikolaj Coster-Waldau to themselves, and so Nicky's only doing a kindness, spreading his love around. None of them are worthy of any of it if they think they can complain! We need to go back to the old movies where the women would scratch each other's eyes out over a man. None of this sisterhood us-against-him nonsense. Not when it's Nicky we're talking about!


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This movie just seems to be an adult version of "John Tucker Must Die"...I probably going to see it because i like stupid comedy/romantic movies but i don't expect much.