How Blonde Is Your Jungle

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If I were some other site I'd probably, you know, accompany a post about the fact that Margot Robbie is in talks to play the Jane to Alexander Skarsgård's Tarzan with, you know, a picture of Margot Robbie. Thankfully for us all, I am not some other site. I know what we want to look at. I also just really wanted to write a post with that title. So here we are. As I said recently though I would like to see Margot Robbie in something other than The Wolf of Wall Street, since that movie really had no use for her other than as an object of leering. But I feel kind of weird about Jane being a blonde, don't you? I think of Jane as a redhead. And this is terribly important to the character, apparently. I don't know. When it was supposed to be Jessica Chastain, that was exciting. This is a little less so. Although let's be honest, nobody's going to a Tarzan movie starring Alexander Skarsgård for anything but you know what.