Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Clueless (1995)

Travis: I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I might never be tardy. 

All I want is for someone to paraphrase Travis' speech from Clueless as their acceptance speech at the Oscars once in my lifetime. THAT IS ALL I WANT. They don't even have to do the whole thing - just the last line about McMuffins would satisfy. I could see Jennifer Lawrence doing it. Dare to dream. I'm just gonna have to go work on getting my own damned Oscar and do it myself, probably.It would all be worth it! Years of effort, sacrifice and degradation and finally triumph, all for that one moment!

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