Friday, January 10, 2014

Ansel Elgort Three Times

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This should have been what he wore to the prom in the Carrie remake. That whole jaunty trying-on-tuxes montage would've been an entirely different, insanely more watchable beast this way - like that I just made that terrible movie instantly eighty to eighty-seven percent better. Why isn't Hollywood paying me money again? Here's an actual shot of Ansel without a shirt on from the movie:

Anyway this reminds me of one other thing I found annoying about that movie though - everybody said they were going "to prom" - as in, "I've been asked to prom" - people don't say it that way anymore! If they ever did? Is it a British thing like with hospital? We say THE prom. I am going to THE prom. Somebody asked me to go to THE prom. The script was so tin-eared, ugh. (pics via)
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7 comments:

AG said...

He's sexy and just 19! Making me feel jealous and old :c

Jason Adams said...

Oh my god he's only 19? I had no idea he was only 19. Jesus now I feel like a pervert.

Roark said...

Oh, don't feel bad. If he's old enough to have those photos taken, he's old enough to be ogled in them guilt free!

Doug said...

We always said "going to prom."

Jason Adams said...

We who, Doug? You and QUEEN ELIZABETH??? Kidding, kidding. I realize I've got a bug up my ass about this movie. It was inevitable, really.

Anonymous said...

OMG he is perfect <3

Anonymous said...

can he please just stick his penis in my vagina and we'll call it love?