Friday, December 13, 2013

In Today's Full Frontal News

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Since this news is coming at us via a British tabloid I think it's safe to say we should all go right to our cupboards, take out all of the salt we have, and then gather together into one communal space where we can graft it into the world's largest grain of salt with which to take this news, but hey, it's giving us a chance to think about Jamie Dornan naked, so whatever. According to "sources," Jamie Dornan will be going Full Dornan in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. This might be for the reported NC-17 cut of the film - there've been rumors that we'll be getting both an R and an NC-17 cut of the film. Anyway it's not like Jamie's a shy boy, ahem, so perhaps there's truth to it. (Maybe that's why Charlie Hunnam ran - he didn't want to go Full Hunnam? Aww shucks, Charlie.) Anyway I'm assuming there's truth to it for one reason and one reason alone - director Sam Taylor-Johnson was smart enough to snatch up a barely legal Aaron Johnson the second she had the chance. This is a woman who knows what's what when it comes to hot pieces of ass. She'll do us right.
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope they really go all out with this movie. I don't want some watered down version I want EVERYTHING.

Peggy Sue said...

That pic is amazing. It took me a while to figure out what I was looking at.

Anonymous said...

That, is THE most beautiful man on the planet.

That photo actually made my eyes sting.

Man, I would HATE to be his wife. Except at night that is.

Anonymous said...

I've figured out what it is about Jamie Dornan that's different from all the other buff men from Hollywood.

You just need to spend hours at the gym plus a few steroids maybe, to look muscular. That's not it.

Dornan says sex from every inch of his body. Look at the first picture in this article. Not heavily muscled, but the way he holds his body is well, you can see what I mean.

And even when he is in photo shoots fully clothed, his beautiful face just PROJECTS sex and total sensuality. Really, nobody looks like that. It's impossible.