Thursday, November 14, 2013

Jurassic Parks & Rec

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Apparently, is his schedule with Parks & Rec can be worked out with the filming, Chris Pratt is going to be the leading man in the fourth Jurassic Park movie. You guys! You guys! I've been so indifferent to all of the casting until now - Bryce Nepotism Howard and so forth - so join me in an atheistic prayer circle (what, we have churches now, we can't have prayer circles?) and let's summon up the goodwill and groovy vibes to make this happen. The looming success of Chris Pratt (as long as all these big projects stick, mind you) is such a happy occurrence. It's weird, you don't realize how personality-free so many of our current celebs really are until somebody like Chris comes along and oozes charm and it feels like a drink after a desert. Give Chris Pratt all the money, Hollywood! He should be buying Anna Faris nice things, and making it so she doesn't have to stay on that crappy sitcom of hers.
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1 comment:

MrJeffery said...

i didn't know! awww... go chris!