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I got so much shit yesterday for posting the censored version of the picture of Michael Fassbender peeing that I suppose I need to prepare myself for a true wackadoo apocalypse now that the uncensored picture has arrived. Listen, people - it's really very simple. If you don't want somebody to take a picture of your penis, don't take your penis out in front of people. I have managed to make it to thirty-six years old without a single picture of my penis existing in the world. And if a picture of my penis did exist in the world, I would probably not fall over and die immediately, at that. Especially if I had already shown the gigantic thing off in several movies for public consumption. Anyway nobody cares about this ridiculous argument because the penis has arrived, and I bet however you feel about it you're gonna check your moral outrage and/or hypocrisy at the door and click after the jump to take a look see...
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Did the world end? I think the world might have ended.
Well at least that's the last thing we'll all see!
(Thanks to Henry for the heads - ha - up on this!)
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Well at least that's the last thing we'll all see!
(Thanks to Henry for the heads - ha - up on this!)
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Thank you! The more of these shots, the merrier, I say.
You are, most assuredly, a piece of shit. Your "reasoning" is ridiculous and you know good and well that if this were you, you'd be losing it. Don't whip it out if people are around? Do you think he thought people were around, taking pictures while he pissed? No, you don't. You just lack the intelligence to come up with a proper reason to post photos of someone urinating. Then again, there is no reason to post a pic of someone urinating. Unless, of course, you have no home training or sense of decency. Congrats on being a full fledged shithole.
You really should set aside some of that passion for important things, anonymous.
You have no home training/sense of decency if you won't admit that you want to see Michael Fassbender's penis. Everyone wants to see it. Including you. Because you looked. Because you're commenting on the page. And you liked it. (Margaret White voice) YOU LIKED IT!
"And you liked it. (Margaret White voice) YOU LIKED IT!"
LMAO.
Anyways, i'm more outraged that it's not a clearer shot.
Exactly JA, it's these pathetic little Fassy bitches who think that in the delusional fantasy day dream world they live in, Michael Fucking Fassbender will stumble upon their valiant defense of his honor which will instantly make him fall head over heels in love with them and he'll track them down and get down on one knee and make them his wife. Wake up and get a life you fat bespectacled fan girls, he doesn't know you exist and even if he did he'd wouldn't even acknowledge your existence because he's a handsome millionaire who gets paid to be nice to losers like you.
Where were you when paps took photos of Britney Spears cunt or when a naked celeb selfie gets leaked? Where was your indignity then?
He pissed in public which means no one's privacy was invaded. He's a celebrity who people have an active interest in, who lives his life in the public eye (so he decides to piss in public?). He obviously loves it when people stare at his dick, so why the fuck are you more outraged than the "victim" in question? It's because you sad bitches have this depressing believe that perhaps it will endear you to him. You're worse than Lady Gaga's army of mindless drones.
To piss (pun intended!) these pathetic fan girls off even more here's a bigger version I found:
http://i40.tinypic.com/2h6wzms.jpg
Whoa. People need to calm down. I'm sorry you are dealing with this shitstorm, JA.
Ourthoy - thanks for the bigger version! I went ahead and switched the one in this post to that. :)
I hate to say this but I think that photo is a fake. How come the whole image perfectly clear but then his penis looks all blurry and pixelated?
If it's a fake I'll be sad.
In all of this drama no one mentioned the fact that he has to hold it with two hands
It may not necessarily be fake, but it's definitely not fully uncensored. If you compare the original censored version with this one, you can totally see that the sharp line where this new photo's blurriness starts (by Fassy's right hand is where it's most obvious) matches perfectly with the black oval in the original. Maybe in another couple days the FULLY uncensored version will crop up (fingers crossed).
Can I just say that this use of the term "home training" makes me giggle?
It looks to me like someone copied the censored portion from a lower quality version of the uncensored picture onto a higher quality version of the censored picture. They also covered the "Fan-Girl.org." All the twigs match up too perfectly for it to be a total fake. Someone spending all the time to make that match up would have done a better job at faking the rest.
Jesus guys, it's not rocket science . Two versions have shown up online, a HQ censored one and a LQ uncensored on. Someone obviously just cut the penis out of the lower quality image which was released on HolyMoly.com and pasted it onto the higher quality on from Fan-Girl.org.
I want Michael Fassbender to piss in my mouth so bad and I'm not even into that kinda stuff...promise. ;)
Speaking as a bespectacled fat fan girl, I don't know what the fuss is about where the picture is concerned. He has shown the goods in at least 2 films. I'm sure he has moments when he is tired of all comments and jokes. But bottom line is he can't be to angry over me or anyone else looking at something that HE introduced to my vision in the first place! I agree with the person who said you can't feel more victimized than the so-called victim.
I would rather see naked roger garth
He took a leak in public. He made the decision to hang his hose, drain his Anaconda, Fassbender Junior, Mike Jr, Fassy, syphon the python.
I never had to hold mine with both hands and I'm almost 6'2 if u know what I mean.
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